The Success of the AD 2008 Halloween Bash

By: Freaky Fee

Okay now I think that as the host

Of the Annual AD Halloween bash

I should say just a few words to all

As I take out the last night’s trash

You see the party was a grave success

I think all those present can attest

We partied hardy into the witching hour

And no one really got any rest

Well until Michelle attacked my body

And are tumble we did surely take

When I woke up in a hospital

She told me it was all just a bad mistake

Becca tried to challenge one and all

For the right to dance with me the host

Sadly though it was a little too late

For already to the hospital I did go

Now the rest is a little burry in my mind

Michelle rode me home on her broom

When we arrived the place was a disaster

The Ed’s and all the ladies up in my bedroom

Not a morsel of food was left for me to eat

Nor a beverage to quench my thirst

Yes the place would never be the same

This night for me was really cursed

Then just when I thought it couldn’t be worst

While I sat crying into Michelle’s boobs

I heard sirens and seen lots of flashing lights

As into the room the Mounties burst

They locked me up for D & D

In a cell with a huge guy named Sue

Cousin Rose finally scraped the money together

To bail my sorry ass out of there it’s true

Sitting in this broken rocker sipping Diet Pepsi

Thinking over all I have to say that it was a success

Cause in Canada a party’s not complete

Till somebody at least ends up under arrest

The stack of empties in the stacked up ten feet high

I think my girls are all smiling with contented sigh

The undertaker happy he has lots of work to do

Reburying the corpses  the ones that joined us too

So thanks to one and all for making this a grand affair

Hope like hell I am still here but not the host next year…