Nessie’s a myth her detractors expound;
“Though pictures, drawings and photos abound,
Not a bone or a corpse was ever found.”

Columba tamed the beast; would any saint lie?
Fishermen claim Ness is quite a bit shy.

Deep in the loch her power unchained,
She swims and lurks about unrestrained.

The monster brings much joy to human kind,
Why debunk what seems proud to keep us blind?

Santa’s yet believed by kids from pole to pole,
Let’s keep our Ness a boost for the aging soul!