Sweetwater's sexy scenes & cowgirls who love drama!
Jesse James shoots from her shooter strapped to her hip, grows roses next to cactus plants, redneck woman, like her or not, she doesn't give a rip.
Howling coyotes wail, endless sagebrush whips her split-tail, Jesse James handles many errands on the trail.
Jesse James is not overpaid for all of this. There's none so high, none so rich, none so profane, none so f***ing religious!
No matter how stormy the night, Jesse James will set the scene right, chalk slateboard, take 1, scene 1.
Smoking ponies, out to put them long, black cigars to good use, take the corset off Lotta Crabtree, the cigar advertisement girl for Israel W. Munroe & Co., in Jesse's burlesque, Lotta rolls off the sofa and shows more than a simple ankle, Jesse James' long, black cigar in, smoking ponies!
Copyright 2006 Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist, brainchild of Sage Sweetwater Creative Properties, flagship of Stone Creek Woman
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Reviews of "Jesse James, Cigars, Corsets, & Smoking Ponies"
Reviewed by steve shelton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
This old cowboy was a little shocked to see "smoking ponies" used in a 'lesbian novelists' poem! I coined the term back in the 90's and used it as part of the title of my book "Cowgirls-Corsets-and Smoking Ponies" back in 2000. A gal named "Sage" wrote a review of my book on Amazon.com.....was that you?
Is that a Havana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!!?? This is the second write this week to further burn Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" into my head like a bullet to the brain. Your kinda lurve is hot, hot, hot, Sage!! But I kinda also like the cartoon ( or saloon??) image of smoking ponies with stetsons sat round in the bar playin poker while this is all goin on upstairs... Do you remember Mr Ed the talking horse, for example?? Eddie K does - and he is the only person I have ever known who has been able to corroborate that this character ever existed!! On the other hand, your fair Jesse seems destined to be consigned, like her male counterpart, to the annals of history... a woman who burns her mark, eh?! Smokin, thank you! LOL Kate xx
Sage
I love redneck women, the more redneck the better...lols
Another rip snorting and barnstorming write from your prodigious pen...
You would have been a handful for Jesse James or even Butch Cassisdy....:)
Peter
This is a new slant on the Jesse James I read before. Yours is erotic and bold...like Jesse herself. You write with the attitude of the characters you give life. Well done sage.
susan
A young technician mourns his lover until he meets another man - a man with a secret. But there are other secrets as a jealous ghost returns to protect his turf.
Just a simple gathering of the Gay & Lesbian Activist Association of New Birch and Sipsboror (GLAABS) and we plunge down a hilarious ride to perdition.
A young technician mourns his lover until he meets another man - a man with a secret. But there are other secrets as a jealous ghost returns to protect his turf.
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Regis (Reg)
Colourful & intense!
Love, Suzie :-d
I love redneck women, the more redneck the better...lols
Another rip snorting and barnstorming write from your prodigious pen...
You would have been a handful for Jesse James or even Butch Cassisdy....:)
Peter
Paul;-)
Another good one Sage.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
The wild, wild west, perfectly and uniquely captured! BRAVA!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
susan