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Cat Ballou, she bangs,
rides for Kit Shaleen, the
whiskey-swillin' cowgirl of
the modern-day west, drinkin'
her way through the girls Out in
gay fest, wears a strap-on prosthetic 
nose, between a woman's thighs one day,
the woman bolted when Kit plied her part with
a sugar cube and pushed her legs into position, the
woman broke Kit's nose beyond repair,

Cat's ranch threatened by
the oil barons, Cat rounds up
her sex pistol Kit at the lesbian
saloon,  "I apologize for my drunk
condition, I assure you I will inflict myself
upon you further Cat, Anne Margaret turned
down the role, Jane Fonda's gettin' stoned with
Lily and Dolly on the set of 9 to 5,"

they sang minstrels along
the way, about to play double
roles, Kit Shaleen with a one-liner
plan to fend off the oil barons, "Let's
you an' me stop off at this whiskey saloon,
pick us out some cleavage, take it back to
Cat Ballou's ranch and name it Hooters, tits and ass
in their face, pump 'em up, let those oil barons derricks
rise, they forget about the other oil, me an' you get rich an' avenge men's greedy ways"...

Copyright 2006 Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist

Ya know that part in Cat Ballou, the trainer plied that horse with sugar cubes and positioned the horses legs for an hour for the filmmaker to get that shot of the horse crossing its legs that said it couldn't be done...Oh, it's all for fun, people!