Sage Sweetwater bringing you the Upper Tier in lesbian Christianity
the sage was so authentic looking, she knew someone was going to put her on a pony, Jesus did,
her cowgirl hat crossed the religious borders, Jesus told the angels, "give these two lesbian women these ponies and the Duke, send Franklin Mint proceeds from the collection plate you take up on Sunday, present these lesbians with the John Wayne Official Collectors Plate - 24 karat gold-rimmed,"
Jesus Christ! Woodstock! Chokecherries! Serviceberries! Kinnikinick! load the pipe! 7,500 feet timberline, let's get high! now here was one good, authentic Montana Jesus astride a horse, waxed mustache and beard, well worn blue jeans with a comb fade-out imprint in his right back pocket, no need for a wallet, his pointy-toed cowboy boots spurring on to one of the country's premier trout streams, "Well, lesbians, what fly do you recommend for the morning?" Jesus asked,
for that line, for lesbians is extremely difficult, the angels said there were some cruel remarks about casting techniques, Jesus laughed, said lesbians fought bees with a broomhandle, an hour later, Jesus said, "Don't screw with them - lesbians - they'll sting your ass!" Jesus was hooking big rainbows with the lesbians' Bead Head Princess flies, "Some exotic bit of fishing Christianity, Hell! The camera crew can barely keep up!" Jesus caught his breath - the rest of the day was spent, Jesus fishing with the lesbians, TV feature about Jesus, the Lesbians, and Robert Redford - Jesus got his script lines right!
Jesus reached down and turned the water into wine! "That's what we figured!" said the lesbians, they rang the dinner bell, the message was relayed and the Bible was written, Sangre de Cristo (Blood of Christ) Jesus Gave Us the Ponies...
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I must say Sage,
this piece was pretty cute...
Authentic Montana Jesus...catching rainbows then makin his own wine for dinner.
glad I happened upon this one
Incarnation = Relevance, which Jesus was and did in bucketfulls. His whole heart and mind had nothing other than grace, goodness and the fulfillment of every potential on their agenda. His is and He IS the Word that releases the now, ponies and all! And the ride is always an exciting one, wine-fuelled! Yee-har! :)) LOL Kate xx
We always think of Jesus as being a serious minded entity with little thought about whether he laughed, told a joke, or just had a plain, old good time with guffaws to follow. He did and you made this make sense, Sage. Very good write!
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this piece was pretty cute...
Authentic Montana Jesus...catching rainbows then makin his own wine for dinner.
glad I happened upon this one
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