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Uncensored
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Sage Sweetwater, unrivaled, bringing you the Upper Tier in lesbian erotica...



















 

 

 

 



 
















Look below the Upper Austria print.





Are the residents called F***ers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the F***ing High School?

Does the F***ing Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, your friend wouldn't be your F***ing friend!

I, Sage Sweetwater love this F***ing town...I wished it was the name of my town...I live in Wetmore...better yet, I wish my town's name was F***ing Wetmore...it comes with the territory!


Property bordering my 11 acres


The General Mercantile my parents
owned in the late 1960's 70s now
a Steakhouse



The community church where I
met Michael Parks filming
Then Came Bronson in the 70s.
He did a church scene here where
I attended church as a young girl.


Sage Sweetwater, wishing you all a F***ing happy spot on the map!  Andy Kaufman, The Man on The Moon, I love you!

Mercurial image of
Andy Kaufman Man
On The Moon, Jim
Carrey and sweet
Courtney Love

brought together by
R.E.M. soundtrack,

damn, it's a telling
statement Midnight owl!

far away from the gleam
of the red spotlight pouring
on every ounce of lubricating
talent, bedroom appearances
resurrected,

regarded as mavericks
by society, spread the juicy
gossip on those bedsheets
Midnight owl, play the vinyl
record and the end credits roll.

Hello. This is Sage and I
would like to thank you for
coming to my movie.

Rise to fame but never
fall out of favor Midnight owl.


Copyright 2006 Sage Sweetwater,
firebrand lesbian novelist




 





    

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Reviewed by Butch Howard (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2007
This is f*cking fantastic! ROFLMAO! Andy Kaufman would be proud. Nice piece of land you have there Sage. To answer Richard's question about the origin of the "F" word, here is what I have found through years of diligent and careful research (LOL):
The word "fuck" is an acronym as follows:
Fornicating
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge
Makes sense to me...
~Butch Howard

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on September 27, 2007
Hehehehehehehe...Liz

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on September 22, 2007
okay -the pics and article aren't working for me again -but i did catch them earlier and laughed twice - Brit giggles and Brit wit - laughed at myself how disturbing/worrying i found 'Uncensored' without any pics or article info to give your words context - now that's Brit wit - and loved the pic with the horses and the mountains - i have little pseudo mountains to see, no horses, but a 24 hour shop where they sell crisps called 'Bum'...it's the little things in life can give so much joy! xx:o) *giggles*

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
sage-love the pictures-especially the ones of your home town and the beauty of where you grew up--the poem is great--loved man on the moon

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
sound like great places to visit ...

thanx for a fucking smile, wetmore ...

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Quite amazing find-Sage. Here is another short piece I found concerning your article. "He said the name came from Mr Fuck and his family who settled in the area 100 years ago, and added 'ing', meaning village or settlement. The villagers didn't find out about the English meaning of the word until Allied soldiers stationed in the region in 1945 pointed out the alternative meaning.
Those Americans, they just come over to Europe and the first thing they do (after liberating the locals) is to teach them to swear.".

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Yup ... there it is, right on the bloody map!
I wonder who first conjured up the 'f' word - what its bloody roots are - what country it came from - and why it's the most overused word in the English language. I swear that some movies I've cringed through in the past ... a third of the dialogue was the 'f' word. You made me laugh Sage.
Richard

Reviewed on September 17, 2007
LOL Funny one, Sage, well done! LOL

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Tooo funny Sage you gotta love it.


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