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Jesus' Mustache Smelled Like Whiskey
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Watered down
Whiskey is a Sin
Watered down religion a Blessing


Copyright 5.13.2010 Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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 Reviews of "Jesus' Mustache Smelled Like Whiskey"
Reviewed by David Clure
Reviewed on May 13, 2010
Interesting poem written from the Devil's advocate point of view !

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on May 13, 2010
Was this smell before or after the kiss of Judas?
Columbo just has to ask this question- because, you know, his boss is very very concerned about details.

Oh, and I'm sorry to bother you- but there is one more thing I have to ask. At that wedding, I understand the wine supply ran out. Is that correct?
Now I've been taking notes, excuse me, but it says here- (see I wrote it down)- when the wine supply ran out...they took this problem to Jesus mother. Now why did they take that problem to her? Now I could see if she was the mother of the groom...

John

Reviewed on May 13, 2010
taint...taint...taint got much to say
cept...surely he washed his balls-a-fire before he scratched?
Does he know Jack? Jack Daniels the Black Label?
These lips are blessed
care to smell my breath...
...or

share a shot...what did you think I was going to say?


Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2010
I hate to think what his fingers smelled like. Oh God, strike me down! I can't believe I just said that!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 13, 2010
And so it should as he most likely started making it a couple thousand years ago...;-) Ed


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