Porcelain Bed Pan and God's Longjohns: That Cowboy's Outfitted

Pissing in the wind
Has a tendency to blow back
Heaven's trapdoor wide open

Cowboy urinal takes a psalm
God's longjohns
Sermon starched

Stiff legged
Nothing a good dunk in the creek
Won't baptize

That cowboy's outfitted
Or he was - until
God's longjohns floated away

Finger pointers
Just assume - color blindness of narrow minds
Heaven's trapdoor is pink

They ship cattle in the fall
Ranch calendar 365 days a year
Cowboy bible and all they had to eat was bean soup

Spade ranch 1888
Fencing controversy
Common boundaries with widow's claims

Era of the free range
Land conspiracy trials
Religion be the sense of Congress

Hand dump sulkey rake
Team of horses and God's longjohns
That cowboy's outfitted

Sod house headquarters
Cowboy urinal in the corner
Takes a psalm

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist