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Taser and Pepper Spray
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Taser and Pepper Spray threats wash black and white cowboys bow-legged poetry limps and nappy head time yawns put to sleep too old to cut the mustard more apt to cut the cheese pepper spray overpowers the fart blast taser shock knocks out the lights eyes water in revelation and these cult ghosts are replay spirits who've come for another fight Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist

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Reviews of "Taser and Pepper Spray"

Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on April 26, 2012

sage, your wit is as keen as a finely honed razor - and your creativity, just as sharp my friend - I wish you love and peace - Jon Michael

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green

Reviewed on April 22, 2012

:) !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 21, 2012

Nice phrase: �You can cut the cheese with pepper spray at Alice's restaurant.� ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on April 20, 2012

Very amusing perspective. Patrick

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on April 20, 2012

you put an entirely different perspective on cliche, Sage ... some things just need to be peppered and tasered so they can be cleansed ;)

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on April 20, 2012

limp dicks...lol
you took me there
Feeldoe will never disappoint

and btw did you know that wasp sprap is better than pepper spray?
Yeah it reaches 20' to 30' and will blind an assaultive person or intention till they get to the hospital for an antidote...NICE!!

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on April 20, 2012

brilliantly clever, Sage,
witty, sharp-edged and impactful

john

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