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Proselytizers Windshield Cleaner
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I'm going to hell in gasoline underwear and I don't even wear underwear!

Proselytizers Windshield Cleaner gutless wonders bugs that met a windshield yellow jacket tailor-made blue-green liquid in the bottle under the hood squirt lever on steering wheel goddamn glass clean driving through the f**ing bible belt red warning dash light says "refill goddamn bottle" we stop and take out our half-pint amber whiskeys and funnel them into the community empty fifth 750ml and now we're seeing clear by god! Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist*

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Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on December 30, 2012

I used brandy to rid my poor old Willow-dog of ticks; but reckon I might just have licked that windshield clean to get that beautiful, tender image before my eyes. How wonderful, pure and truthful genuine love is in whatever form it takes. By its integrity we are all measured and judged and those found in it will not be found wanting. Wishing you your heart's greatest blessing in the coming year, Sage. I know you'll keep your eyes - and your heart - wide open! :)) xx

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on December 29, 2012

Yeah, whiskey will REALLY clean off the windshield...and get the bugs all drunk upon impact...

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