Sweetwater in Hollywood promotion of her lesbian western film Madam Blaze Starr: Whiskey and Sagebrush Truth in Eights and Aces. Historically accurate with Madam Pearl DeVere, Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp, Virgil Earp, Bat Masterson, Liver Eating Johnson aka Robert Redford's Jeremiah Johnson and Madam Blaze Starr. Set in Cripple Creek, Colorado 1897 and Cripple Creek, Colorado 2010

(Lively gold rush piano music coming from the saloon out into the street. Madam Pearl DeVere drives her and Johnny in the carriage on down the block. She turns left at the PALACE HOTEL. Johnny Nolon waves at the town people staring at him and Madam in her carriage. Women are stopping and shielding their children’s eyes as Madam’s carriage passes by. Townsfolk men and women are leaning out second story windows of hotels listening to Johnny put Maude Elizabeth in her place.)

Madam Blaze Starr: Whiskey and Sagebrush Truth in Eights and Aces Film by Sweetwater

CRIPPLE CREEK, COLORADO 1897

MADAM PEARL DEVERE
rich jealous wives
every one of them

JOHNNY NOLON
let them talk we donate to the
angelic chords of the church organ

MAUDE ELIZABETH ST. CLAIRE
I thought you better
to be riding with satan’s whore
keeper! the horses can’t help it,
but she doesn’t feed and water you!
soiled doves, the whole lot of them!

JOHNNY NOLON
maude elizabeth now you hush.
she’s taking me to water now. well
hell, your husband pays madam’s utilities.
water doesn’t come cheap. how’s your bedsprings,
maude?

(Maude Elizabeth storms down the street in anger of Johnny’s vindictive
comment.)

INT. THE OLD HOMESTEAD BROTHEL PARLOUR – DAY

EDISON CRANK PHONOGRAPH WITH MORNING GLORY SPEAKER – PIANO –CRYSTAL CHANDALIERS – LAVISH IMPORTED RUGS LAIN OVER WOODENFLOORS - BEADED CURTAIN – FANCY WALLPAPER – RED VELVET SOFA – WALL MOUNTED LANTERNS – ELECTRIC BANQUET TABLE LAMPS - WOOD LIQUOR CABINET WITH MARBLE TOP – CRYSTAL LIQUOR DECANTERS – POKER TABLES

A RUNNER is in waiting to be sent to the bank by the Madam to
make sure a certain gentleman guest is good for an evening at THE OLD HOMESTEAD BROTHEL.

FULL SHOT -- MADAM PEARL DEVERE hands the runner
a piece of paper and points to the gentleman waiting in the
beautifully decorated, crowded, lively parlour with Parisian flair.

CHARACTER NOTE: (Madam Pearl Devere is beautiful,
classy and refined. She’s in her mid 30s, former prostitute,
brothel owner of The Old Homestead. She has auburn hair
shoulder-length, well coiffed. Madam is of a slender build and
dresses in finery. She wears lavish clothing in public.)

MADAM PEARL DEVERE
(to the runner)
inquire of the gentleman’s finances
to cover his expenses later this evening.
if you would be so kind to go over to the bank I
would be most appreciative. thank you for running
the errand.
(hands him a tip)

RUNNER
(smiles)
I’d be happy to, Madam. I’ll be
back with the inquiry promptly.

LAP DISSOLVE:

FAVOR ON -– The young gentleman is on top of the whore HAZEL VERNON. Both are in FULL NUDITY. His muscular and toned bare ass is bearing down into her. He is sexing her slow.

(O.S.) GENTLEMAN
I’m a drifter just drifting in.

CRIPPLE CREEK, COLORADO 2010

INT. TAROT VEIL RANCH BROTHEL PARLOUR – NIGHT

Madam Blaze Starr’s Tarot Veil parlour is packed tonight with
brothel clientele. It’s a party atmosphere.

MADAM BLAZE STARR
(to Julia Masterson)
testosterone’s so rich-smelling
and cocky, so thick in the air you
can slice it with a bull’s nut cutter.

CLOSE ON -- JULIA MASTERSON clears her throat.
She gestures toward MAYOR TICKBUCK who is making
his way through the diverse crowd at the Tarot Veil tonight.

CLOSE ON –- Mayor Tickbuck shaking hands throughout the crowd.
He’s campaigning for a second term.

CHARACTER NOTE: (Julia Masterson is a distant relative of famous
Bat Masterson. Julia is a beautiful woman, classy and gorgeous
escort girl of Madam Blaze Starr. She is dressed in a very tight
black leather skirt and a black-sequined top with a deeply
plunging neckline revealing ample cleavage showcasing half-moon
breasts to entice one to look at a peeking nipple that if any
lower, would spring out! She wears a fancy black derby hat just
like Bat Masterson. She is carrying a cane with a brass top like
Masterson’s.)

JULIA MASTERSON
bat’s first gunfight
was in sweetwater, texas.
It looks like yours is headed this way,
madam. mayor tickbuck.
(motions with her
head)

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist