Studebaker, Nash Rambler, Tranny Cock Rings Outlast 'Em All

lack of a competitive v-8
trannies moving to the suburbs
sporting cock rings tightening things up
just in time for the eisenhower recession
the bible salesmen realize they missed the boat
flatheads and straight-6 psalm cruisers rambling down the road
plenty of leg room for cross-dressers fender skirts optional

chrysler christ
founded upon corporation
oh aren't they all

hernando de soto jesus
in competition with his arch-rivals
general motors and studebaker

rumors circulated desoto
was going to be discontinued
fueled by reduction - termination
of the brand; lost its series designation
entirely reminiscent of packard's final line-lineup
the final desoto of questionable design merit

hood ornament desoto jesus
dies on the crossroads between
heaven and earth corporate mistakes
christ chrysler warehouses with several
million dollars of accessory parts to glamorize
religion rolling The Wheel of Life

edsel synonymous
with failure concluded
that lincoln was not competing
with cadillac but with oldsmobile;
citation corsair pacer and ranger
disciples of pushbutton teletouch motor
jesus transmission of the gods historians
with theories; failure to understand consumers
wrong car at the wrong time a lemon marketing
disaster of desoto jesus on edsel road proselytizing
no that's advertising campaign through a highly blurred lens
potential buyers leaving dealership lots

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist