Synthetic Fur and Meerkat Propaganda

merkin fitting how
in the hell wide is your crotch
beaver pelt not jeremiah johnson's

full frontal
the contract states less restrictive
mpaa rating f***ing meerkat propaganda

brief flashes
did you just see
what you thought you did? Oh!

red head in the book
black dyed hair in the film wtf!
meerkat cross between pussy and mongoose

foraging with a sentry
guard that merkin with your
hairy merkin life pup tutor!

scent marking subordinates
predator spotted hurry run hide
in the bolt hole!

did you just hear
the merkin chirruping?
or did it growl because it's hungry?

nonretractable claws
binocular vision
scanning the area

pubic wig fitting
nude scene grooming
the alpha...

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