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Rude Food
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There are huge arguments about sex education in schools with faith groups going head to head against progressive thinkers - somehow though cooking has quietly slipped off the curriculum in many places. Yet sex and food are as closely linked as halal and kosher and having lots of sex burns fat which should please the politically correct thought police who are always whining about unhealthy lifestyles.

I love to cook for my girlfriend
and feed her a fine gourmet treat.
It is fun to go wild in the kitchen
and a good way of keeping her sweet.
I can make Coq –au – Vin or Moussaka,
mild Korma and hot Vindaloo
Strogonoff, Cassoulet, Sweet and Sour
Or a spicy Moroccan lamb stew.
She has a particular favourite
and I know I have satisfied her
because she always wears her happy face
when she's had my Pork in Cider.

Did snail Porridge Kill The Fat Duck
Fondue Of Terror

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


KFC scented candle - nose pickin good

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 Reviews of "Rude Food"
Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader)
Reviewed on September 4, 2003
Clever!
And don't you go blaming Janet - this is completely YOUR forte!!!

Reviewed by Sara Russell
Reviewed on August 30, 2003
An enjoyable read, thanks for posting this! Fun and tasty.

Sara

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Ian you set quite a succulent table for Janet. I can see why she emjoyed it. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Cute entendre deuce, Ian.
Leland

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Wierd Ta Digest(Pork)- It!

TRASK

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Oh yeah! Fun poem, made me hungry. wish I had that lamb stew recipe! And it made me grin reading your last 3 lines!

Reviewed on August 17, 2003
"Rude Food" is fantastic! A Meister-Koch would love to be Your guest!

Like this "Rude Food"... The poem is wit and provides good Menu -Readingwise- I mean!

HAPPY HEALTHY DAY!

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Hmmm.. I love the rhymes, the infectious meter.. but I have this needling feeling that I missed something.. em.. naughty? (grin) Considering Janet's wonderful cheekiness and your grand ability to be playful.. ah well.. if I missed something truly cool you'll be a pal and tell me, won't you, Ian? (giggle). I'm hungry! katy xox. <---


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