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GRANDMA'S COMING TO BABYSIT
by Barbara Sue → (All Poetry by Barbara Sue)
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THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!!!!








WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT GRANDMA?

Whenever Grandma Baba comes to babysit and stay overnight,
We have to shut all of the windows, and close the doors tight.
Sometimes I have to keep my earphones on my ears, because, well,
my Grandma snores.

There are times she snores so loud, it feels like the room begins
to shake,
One time our neighbor said she ran out screaming, because she thought
there was an earthquake.

My brother says one time Grandma snored so loud, that his nose bled,
That is why we all run for cover when its time for Grandma to go to
bed.

Our Grandma's known for her sleepwalking and snoring,all over town,
please don't think I am badmouthing her or putting her down,
It is just a fact, everybody does know,
But everybody who knows her, loves her, and that is a fact.

Oh, no!!!Grandma just hollered up the stairs, that she is just
going to lay down and take a short nap..
Oh, no!! That means I gotta go warn my brothers, so they can
take cover and warn the others



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 Reviews of "GRANDMA'S COMING TO BABYSIT"
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
Aw~~~
he is so cute!!!
enjoyed the write

Reviewed on January 26, 2007
Too cute; thanks for the grins! Very well done, Barbara!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on January 26, 2007
Enjoyed this poem Barbara!
I'm a nana too. This poem DID make me smile!

~Linda

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
loved it...gotta love grandma's! My husband does enough snoring for all of us, one more visitor wouldn't matter for us...I've grown accustomed to sleeping with ear plugs....enjoyed this humorous write.
blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Yes! I certainly had a Nanna that snored the house down... Fortunately, the one that's still with us is a quiet sleeper!
Fun, funny poem Barbara; special to many a heart around the Globe!!
Love, Suzie :-D


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