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Peter, the Meter Reader
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
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....and that is why he always called her Punkin'


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Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,

Had a wife and couldn’t keep her;

He put her in a pumpkin shell

And there he kept her very well.

 

 

Peter, Peter, computer needer

Had an ex-wife, but couldn’t keep her

Out of his memory. So he put her in an software shell

And now that you know where she’s at…don’t tell.

  Copyright © 2008 by Frank Koerner 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Peter, the Meter Reader"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 30, 2008
Clever... ...and with biting truth too. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on March 10, 2008

Good one. Enjoyed it.

Appreciatively,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU



Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
That Peter will eat about anything?

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Nice one, Frank! Can't wait to read about Madge, the Cabbage Savage. ;)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 7, 2008
Sure hope she doesn't crash my computer thinking she can get back at Peter. (lol)

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2008
Thanks for another smile - adorable!


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