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We Are All Lambs
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
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Contrary to some beliefs, Bill Gates did not invent the computer. He did invent the way to make billions of dollars selling his lousy software. From a security standpoint his software is like Swiss cheese; i.e., full of holes. We might say it is cheesy software. A true inventor, Thomas Edison, made the first recording of a human voice while reciting the nursery rhyme below. Let us all recite the modern version together, as we are led like sheep to purchase Bill's latest "upgrade".

Ka-Ching. Ka-Ching.



Mary had a little lamb

Whose fleece was white as snow,

And everywhere that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go.

 

 

 

Billy had a great big scam

That fleeced the public clean.

Now everywhere his software goes

You can hear the users scream.

 

Copyright © 2008 by Frank Koerner

 

 

 

 

 


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