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The Yolk's On Us
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
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A new philosophy called Egg's Essentialism is born, but Humpty didn't fall for it.


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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; 

All the King’s horses and all the King’s men 

Couldn’t put Humpty together again.



     An Egg’s Essentialist View



On a hot firewall Humpty coolly sat;
Said wall was needed for his files went splat.
Though his boss for years to can him tried,
In the end, it was Humpty’s own can he fried.

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Yolk's On Us"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2009
Poor old Humpty....

Reviewed on May 22, 2009
Frank,

Loved it. Really gave me a good laugh.

Mary


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