The Search Is On
Look Out For The Eds
January 27, 2009
Written By: The Guns n Roses

Another day, I think they’re lost,
 But we’ll catch them at any cost.

We’ve got ourselves the greatest crew,
  The Preacher Larry, Salty Walt & Amber too.

Sc. & Ted are joining us in the woods.
As D’Artagnan the cop know the hoods.
Hangin George C want those Eds on the loose,
So he can sentence them for molesting our Moose.

Sherriff Fee doesn’t care that it’s cold,
He knows the Eds are slow cause they’re old.
He said with Mama Ed they should never trust,
She seemed to be a slow angry old crust.

They’ll run from us as fast as they can,
Making their way to the Rio Grande.
They can take their smell that’s raunchy too,
But not with our Moose will they again do.

D’Artagnan got our wagon Wolf-Rufuz at his side,
We all claim he is our greatest guide,
Rufuz is familiar with their smell,
He will chase them to Rio Grande as well.

We just promised Rufuz a Canadian beer to down,
While the Eds with our beer would surely drown.
Le Belle Rouge , the witch of the night,
Will lure the Eds out of hiding and into our sight.

Scotsman Larry travels with Sherriff Fee,
Keeping his eyes peeled round every tree.
While Guns n Roses Takes note on what to write,
So she can post for the den how we won the fight.