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spam (a rant)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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why must i receive spam in my e-mail,
when i receive it, i sure wanna wail--

wouldn't believe some of the things they send,
it don't stop soon, gonna go 'round the bend--

"enlarge your penis!" one of the posts said,
all well and good, i'm a FEMALE instead--

there's those wanting help in a bidness deal,
yeah, send 'em money...c'mon, let's get real!

and BTW, how did they get MY name?
some of what they send makes me *blush* in shame--

oh, my LORD...don't believe what i just read,
i hate to check my e-mail--filled with dread--

"lose weight!!" another spammer yowls at me,
i like myself, so shaddup!! leave me be!!!!

i thought they didn't let porn on the 'net,
get stuff from them...and it makes me upset--

i never have checked those sites rated "X"
i don't need a computer to have sex!!!!

spammers, spammers, can't you leave me alone??
drivin' me insane...can't you hear me moan???

spammers, spammers, please listen to this girl...
if y'all don't quit, i'm gonna have to hurl!!
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'NUFF SAID. THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW!!!! :)

and pop up ads...arrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reviewed by Lucy Edwards
Reviewed on November 30, 2002
Great stuff!
(y)(y)

This site has helped very many:
http://swhois.net

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
Good rant...I agree!!!!!

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
How much better our lives would be without it! On the level of those annoying telemarketer calls in the middle of dinner. Hate it! But enjoyed your write on it! :)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
Sooo funny, I hate spam too, the email kind, I'm from the South where everyone eats the canned kind.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
made from the tenderloins of ham

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
I am with you on this. I remember when the internet was new and didn't have all this spam and pop ups. It drives me crazy. I loved this poem it really reflected my feeling on this matter. SPAM SUCKS!!!!

Oh by the way could you fwd that enlarger one to me. LOL

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
I know what you mean. Most of my mail goes into my junk box these days and I use various pop up add killers. Thats why I never use my real name on the net. But I also change my email address like I change my clothes....very often.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2002
Spam drives me crazy Karla ... unless of course it is Spam from a can. But I am proud to say I'm a little crazy anyway and it doesn't bother me so much cause I changed my email address. Bill

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 21, 2002
so true!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2002
Karla, call your ISP and tell them to change your e-mail address. That's what I did, but I still get 5 to 7 junk mails a week.
I don't sign up for anything, if I did again, I don't subscribe for anything. Don't check those little boxes. They send your name to their affiliates.....And don't unsubscribe if they sent you an e-mail without your address on the e-mail, if you do, then they have your e-mail. Maybe this will help some hon....
Funny write!

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on October 21, 2002
Great write...done so humorously....
Jenni

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on October 21, 2002
Amen Karla!!!! I hate spam!!! I go to work, come home and have not been able to recieve any of my "real" e-mail, because it has been sent back to everyone, on the count of spam!!! Even after I have put the block on for JUNK mail! It is the WORST!!! Clapping for this write!!!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed on October 21, 2002
i hate spam mail...they ought to be held accountable for driving us all BATS!!!! :) great rant...rant on, baby!! :) you speak for many...((((HUGS)))) and love, your twin sister, karen lynn. :)


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