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The People I Prefer
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The people I prefer do not exist They do not fart, belch or piss These people I like don't reproduce Hence, no OBs or labor to induce The people I prefer are figments And quite unconcerned with pigments But, oh, how noble, clean and kind Each is to the other, albeit in my mind.

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on July 6, 2008

Love this one too. Great write.

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

LOL!!!...Brilliant!!!Love it!

Vesna:)

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)

Reviewed on September 26, 2006

Wonderful wisdom Randall!!!

Peace & Love,
Dove

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on September 24, 2006

no farting? what fun would that be?

Chrissy

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 23, 2006

Perfect fantasy, Randy!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

Sounds like a plan to me...fantasy.

Clever and cute. Love it!

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

I too can relate to these "ideal" people. Thanks, Randall. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

Whoa!!! Gotta love it. And I do. Don't have to sit around with other poets discussing the "real" meaning of this one, it is as plain as a fart . . . Gotta love it!!!

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