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The People I Prefer
by Randall Davis Barfield → (All Poetry by Randall Davis Barfield)
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The people I prefer do not exist
They do not fart, belch or piss
These people I like don't reproduce
Hence, no OBs or labor to induce

The people I prefer are figments
And quite unconcerned with pigments
But, oh, how noble, clean and kind
Each is to the other, albeit in my mind.


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 Reviews of "The People I Prefer"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 6, 2008
Love this one too. Great write.
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOL!!!...Brilliant!!!Love it!



Vesna:)
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
Wonderful wisdom Randall!!!

Peace & Love,
Dove
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
no farting? what fun would that be?

Chrissy
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on September 23, 2006
Perfect fantasy, Randy!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Sounds like a plan to me...fantasy.

Clever and cute. Love it!

Elizabeth
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
I too can relate to these "ideal" people. Thanks, Randall. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Whoa!!! Gotta love it. And I do. Don't have to sit around with other poets discussing the "real" meaning of this one, it is as plain as a fart . . . Gotta love it!!!
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