Life fur bottom feeders is just one load of whale chit after another

Poor ole bottom feeders in the sea,
Jest how unfortunate can they be?
Jest a mindin they's own business, do tell,
Jest to discover that they's a swimmin under a whale!
That thar Whale had a been snackin all day,
Gots a pain and wanted to relieve himself without delay!
So he farted and grunted one out real quick,
Then low and behold, them bottom feeders was a covered in Whale chit.
They commensed to spittin and a spudderin, tryin to breath,
So damn mad that the whale's bowels decided to relieve!
Ifen Ya aint rich, you is a bottom feeder,
Thar be many folks like ya, cause poor folks be mighty breeders.
Unless a stroke of luck, causes Ya to rise some,
Yore life will always be that of pond scum.
Rich folks be the whales that swim above, lickety-split
It be their job to lord it over the bottom feeders, so look out fur Whale Chit!