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Rebekah Rosie Lang

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Crazy Lady
by Rebekah Rosie Lang → (All Poetry by Rebekah Rosie Lang)
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I was in the hospital for 15 days. I had a roomate. She was totally OFF HER ROCKER!

 

 

Crazy lady.....
   She slept in my bed.
Crazy lady....
   She slept in my bed half naked!
Crazy lady...
   She stole 2 pair of my underwear!
Crazy lady....
   I caught her and another patient having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy lady.....
   She talks and thrashes around in her sleep!


Crazy lady....
    I am glad you are gone and at the state hospital for insane people!

Poem written by BB, Beckers Lang on Wednesday,
May 27, 2009 at 5:40pm CST. (c)  All rights reserved.

 

 


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 11, 2009
Well. I've been in the hospital a few times but I must say I've never had an adventure such as yours; nor do I hope to. Thanks for sharing, Becca. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
That made for an interesting hospital stay, no doubt! I'm glad you are out and wish you renewed health. :)

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on May 31, 2009
Wow now that's being crazy.I hope you are doing ok,take care of yourself

EDWIN

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on May 31, 2009
Now this sounds like one CRAZY hospital stay! Hope you are home and well soon.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 28, 2009
Beckers, nice little write... wishing you good health.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed on May 28, 2009
Crazy is right, Beckers; wow, she sounds looney tunes (and I don't mean Bugs Bunny)! What people do nowadays, even in the hospital....tsk, tsk, tsk....(Shakes head in disbelief) Well done!

((((HUGS)))), much love, and continued prayers~

As always, your friend in Burleson, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed on May 28, 2009
Hi Beckers, Oh My! I would have insisted on moving to another room!!! Geez the things that a person sees in the most unlikely places... great little capsule here... hope it wasn't too traumatizing to you... stay strong...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on May 27, 2009
lol. since when do you have to be crazy to have sex in the hospital? Sleeping in another's bed half naked. I've seen it all. I hope unlike some she didn't leave you a prize for having been there. I'd say this is a terrific write Liz

Reviewed on May 27, 2009
Beckers,

Sounds like a crazy roommate! Literally.

Mary


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