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Bah, humbug!
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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A Christmas moan… and Greetings…


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Bah, humbug! Christmas is a giant pain!

Cards keep flooding in… again… and again…

No rest, no relief… presents must be bought…

Even when my bank-balance contains… NOUGHT!...

“What’s the point?! “– I cry. “Stop the charade!

To hell with the mince pies and marmalade!”

Just give me a smile, tell me a good joke,

Before I become financially broke.

I want nothing; my house is full of junk,

I’d be better off being a poor monk,

So, please no Christmas Cards, no Santa Claus,

Just donate to some charitable cause…

Pick up a child; give him a big warm hug,

Smile at him or her and say: “Honey-bug”

There’s no need for cards, no need for presents,

Christmas – after all – has a “Love Essence”…

Just hold out your hand for a friendly shake…

And do it with a big smile for Christ’s sake!

 

© P J Oszmann  (2008)

© Illustration (from original etching and mezzotint of 1969) created in Photoshop (2008)

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas and Best wishes for a Happy, Healthy, Successful and Prosperous New Year to all my fellow Authors and Readers, with many thanks for your support.

 

May you all enjoy the Festive Season and the coming year in Peace and Harmony.

 


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 Reviews of "Bah, humbug!"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 26, 2014
You got it RIGHT George. No wonder there is a feeling of happiness and cheer while sadness hits you in the rear! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Amen!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 26, 2014
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Reviewed by Jansen Estrup
Reviewed on December 6, 2014
This would have made a marvelous Christmas card, Peter. I see it is still popular after 'lo these many years without USPS help, so I'll just 'like' it along, its message being all the more valid now.

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Love your writing, Peter - and your message. Wishing you wellness and joy now and always.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
A most apt, meaningful, and timely write, Peter. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on December 21, 2008
An excellent poem,I like the flow of your poetry,take care and likewise have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Edwin

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 20, 2008
great rhyme that flows effortlessly ...

Reviewed on December 20, 2008
I shake your hand, Peter. And a big smile to you too

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Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on December 20, 2008
Hi Peter
There are so many pros and cons for Christmas. Best just to take a step back and stay balanced. Keep it simple and enjoy. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed on December 20, 2008
BAH the Humbug! LOL I think people are so grinchy this time of year because they've forgotten the REAL Reason behind the Season: Jesus' Birth. Now, Jesus may not have actually been born ON December 25th, but that's the day we celebrate HIS Birthday. I know you are Jewish; that doesn't matter to me. It's just that people have become desensitized, too commercialized, too--grinchy--in their thinking; to them, Christmas is nothing but an overblown, overcommercialized MESS. Shame! Very well written thought provoker you've penned here, Peter; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :(

Don't know when Hannukah is, but just in case: from me and Karla: Happy Hannukah!


Reviewed on December 20, 2008
Bah, HUMbugs!! LOL Peter, methinks the reason the season makes us so danged grouchy is because most have forgotten the REAL Reason for the Season: the birth of the Christ child. Yes, I know you're Jewish, doesn't matter. Greed has taken precedence ... and that crosses all "religious" lines. A thought provoking write, very well penned.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy, PROSPEROUS New Year!


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