Dressed in a white frock, with big ribbon in my hair,
I was paraded along as Pretty Eve-Clair.

I was only three and pretty mischievous too,
Though my mum thought I would not say boo to a moo.

The trouble with most adults they can be so dumb;
They kept on and on merrily pinching my bum.

I got so furious I let out a loud yell,
Wishing all the adults to get lost in dark hell.

With red face my mother cried: “Eve don’t be silly!”
...So I lifted my skirt and showed them my willy.


© P. J Oszmann May 2003.




Ps. The picture above is indeed of me.
(I sure couldn’t figure just which way to pee.)