The helium balloons are hanging outside

my big chocolate cake is 38 candles wide

but without your sexy body here by my side

my heart is beating slower for your love denied

Please baby won’t you come snuggle up with me

loving up a storm in front of my TV

I’ll have the lights down low and the sound on mute

so long as you come on over in your birthday suit

I heard that chocolate icing tastes delicious on skin

Won’t you drop your shirt and let the tasting begin?

Don’t you know on birthdays there’s no such thing as sin?

Tonight we’ll burn some calories and wake up nice and thin!

Please baby won’t you come snuggle up with me

loving to keep warm in an old SUV

she may have a few dents but her interior’s a beaut

so get that body on over in your birthday suit

It’s my special day but there’s a present just for you

tied with a big red bow and the message gives a clue

to what I plan on giving you when this birthday’s through:

"Lots of loving promised for my only love who’s true ."

Please love, won’t you come snuggle up with me

loving you, my baby, is the only way to be

to celebrate without you- well, the point is really moot

Oh, how I want to spend the night with your birthday suit