Don't refer to the waiter as crabby.

If he's short don't call him a shrimp

and just forget the fancy hors d' oeuvre

if it's served with a clam juice dip

Don't assume they all prefer swimming

or have an aversion to sauce of tartar.

Never suggest a basket of bread balls

or mention when they're out of water.

in short..........


Never order a seafood dish

when you're dining with a fish.

in conclusion........

Never, oh never neglect

staying politically correct.