went to the grocery
store
today
what can i say
what a bore
anyway
won't do it no more
least not
except for what i forgot
i bought the store
all the paper things
that bell does it ring?
napkin's
plates
toilet tissue
if you wish two
no i thinkn it be 12
double ply
hell i hate shitin' on my hand
there is a place i take a stand
so at my place
you can eat
or shit
got it?
bought my-self
a new tooth brush
time to shake off that old tooth's dust
i must
also bought some Listerine
ain't that keen
now my breath
will past the test
of death
still smokin' too'
don't you know
so will Listerine do
frozen or pre-fried
i did buy
can's & bottles
buyin' full throttle
i weren't gonna' cottle
to the cost
hey i be the boss
it's my $$$ i lost
even red meat
ain't that neat
that be a treat
yeah pre-cooked chicken too
a got a breast or 2 or 3 maybe 4
hell i'm sure
i'll cook it
we'll eat um
afterall, i ain't no dum dumb
as i hum-humm
chiken tonight
ain't that a D-light
even bought some vegiTables
cook um as i'm ables
when i'm stables
got my dad
his bis-q-it's
sausage & eggs
those things he beggs 4
that be 4 sure
plenty of preserves
in reserves
even his his peanut butter
a special kind
smooth
but then i utter
i can't find
a woman so smooth
she don't cross my mind
(did you like that?)
hell, i gave up
on tryin' to find
a rhyme
to my reason
a time
to my be's
a "smooth"
peanut butter
is there any other
but i gave up
on tryin' to find
a woman as smooth
as peanut butter
(yeah i know that don't rhyme)
i bought these pre-cooked things
chicken with wings
hamburgers
and all these cassaRolls
that the microwave thing brings
but there ain't no sugars
there ain't no roll's
in the hay
each day
but hey,
they still b quick
and thick to the bone
yeah, i know i'm still all alone
i know it does
save time
but where is the us
where is the rhyme
in a microwave world
where is the Pearl?
Very good creative write, Steve! Hahaha, some people love to go grocery shopping. They load up and stock their shelves and refridgerators and feel secure ... and happy! Hmm, I must be talking about myself!
Without microwaveable food I will die a horrible death, I would have to eat old Ruffies dry food and I'm not up to that yet! Toilet paper we will not talk about and the other stuff, well, you gotta eat, what can ya do...? ED & Rufuz (hoooowwwwwwllllleeee back at Uncle Steve)
I like pre-cooked bar-b-cue chicken from Loblaws, they're CA$6.99 for one, and I like Kraft Crunchy Peanut Butter, they're CA$4.59 each, toilet paper 12 rolls on sale for CA$2.99, a box of pre-cooked chicken wings, mild flavour, for CA$7.49/box...and oh I need some sausages and eggs as well. Will you buy some for me too?...Heeeheee!
Sandie May Angel
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2004
Steve you out did it i bet ya did buy the store lol I loved it and yes that part smiles.
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