garge sale man
a garbage can
doin' the best i can

what is this?
like i give a shit
$5.00
how about
2 will do

do you ever think?
not'n less i drink
what was it you wanted

oh that

ok you can have that for...hell give me a dollar

no sir
i don't think so
no sir
i know
no mam
don't give a damn

you ain't goin' in
ta' where they begin
the eststate sale

you ain't takin' no kids in

you got the money
honey
i got the time

ain't no kid gonna' bid
on them
they be antiques
"what?"
hell leavem' outside
with the rest a the trash

you got money
let me see?
if not
then why not
quit wastin' my time
cash
no checks
no credit cards
sorry pards

git the hell outta here
you ain't comin' near
to the inside
of my outside
my pride

"what?"

you what

you can see
if ya' show me the money

i what

yeah, i do
screw you

all that small shit
that's it
take what ya' want
buy it

you ain't got no money
so long
belong
to the garage sale trash
i don't rehash

why do i have ta' say it agin'

what part of no
did you not know

ain't no kid's allowed
for cryin' out loud

they'd break
you buy
you got cash
show me

yeah
i be that kind a' guy
goodbye
see that driveway
goodbye

this is it
it's really good shit
got money
wanna' buy
otherwise
gooodbye

a good old garage saleman
i am
damn
get the f**k outta here
show me the money honey
or disaappear