Hey! Co-Worker! (poem) by Steve Patterson on AuthorsDen

Hey! Co-Worker!
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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(just a bit of a rant & rave. completely species neutral))
Hey! Co-Worker! you jerker oFF! i scough! got a little cough... take the day off hey! Team-Mate! why you Always Late?!!! meetings at 8 add 30 minutes or so before you show, as wearier i grow alway, All Ways... a reason, an excuse, an Alibi one i don't buy i laugh as i cry "Why?"!!! then i sigh... "nice Try" "we're all in this Together" "thru fair and stormy weather" "help each other" OH brother!!! not another line to smother Hey! Co-Worker! You Jerker!!! complain about the pay show up anyway. your life is rough. That's tough. enuff a' that stuff. do your job. don't rob. nor stand around and hob-knob. you slob. stop losin' what i found. do Your part. take it to heart. i'll do mine. and you might just find i will be kind. or at least kinder. just a reminder... Hey Jerk! get to Work! Carry YOUR Load or Hit The Road!!! if not... you'll find i don't got a lot of sympathy in fact, i will act like the SOB i Be See? Hey, Co-Worker! you jerker Off! i scough. get to Work you jerk!! �

Reviewed by Lena Kovadlo

Reviewed on March 7, 2011

This was definitely catchy. I could picture someone rapping this. It is entertaining.

Lena

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 21, 2006

Olay doing my duty!!

Nice try...and geuss what it worked...lol!!

You are amazing...love the rhyming here jumping like a Bob-Job-Cowboy!!

LOL!!

Love Tinka :))))))

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on January 20, 2006

Sadly, the work ethic continues to decline. Employees seem to think that the business owners should be happy to have them instead of being grateful to have found a job. They possess little integrity, no loyalty and no respect for themselves or for others. It is a sad and all to common scenario.
Take care,
Sherry