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Dog Shit
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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why do dogs
shit on my grass?
why can't them dog's
just pass
to the neighbor's yard?
is that so hard?

why must
every dog i see
find my tree
to take a pee?
why must
that be the way it be?

is it beacuse
my grass is green?
my tree
the best they've ever seen?

or is it 'cause,
like life,
i get the shits,
life pees on me,
i take the hits?

if so,
then dogs let it go.
i've come to see,
to realize
shit & pee
just fertilize.


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 Reviews of "Dog Shit"
Reviewed by Peter Adotey Addo
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
Funny...funny....funny.... and I enjoyed it all....
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
One man's shit is another man's pee. Velle funnie. Fertilizer for the soul.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
Aint it the truth!!! Gave me a good laugh
Reviewed by Arnold
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
As a 20 year scholar of letters, I must turn this piece down.
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
It will improve Steve. At least you haven't got a Japanese last name called: "Takashita".

Okay, sorry if any reading this has a similar last name.

LOL!.....An entertaining piece, Steve!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
Hahaha!!

Scada
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
LOL nasty little dogs. Nice write.
Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh, Steve.
Reviewed by megan t (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2002
it's a conspiracy.. oops.. I've said too much.. great write.

megan
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