if i was
a cow
to the hindu's
i'd be voodoo
to stew

if i was
a pig
you know
pork
the hebrew
wouldn't
stick me
with a fork

& if i was
a buddist
guess i could be
a nudust
naked as a jaybird
takin' at my worst

if i was a moslem
mohammed would be
my jobbin'
couldn't eat
couldn't drink
couldn't slink around
in my undwerwaer
but i guess i wouldn't care
long as mohammed was there

& if & but
as a christian i must
have a mission
a commission if you will
that is
ta' kill
more cows
eat more sows
keep my clothes on
in the here & now
never drink
never think
never slink
around
never make a sound
that & the only mosaleum
i'll ever be seein'
is when they bury me

well i'd rather be
dropped
in the deep blue sea

so i guess
i ain't none a' the above

guess i'm me
& i figger GOD is LOVE
so who am i to figger
which which is right
long as i ain't wrong
about day & night

long as i don't lose sight
about who's right & right