me & whiskey
we've always been friends
but i'll tell ya' Friends
that "friendship" is mighty Risky
i'm glad
it's come to it's End

but i'll always Remember
from January to December
the Bad Times we had
those Times that make me Sad
those Times i went Bad
those times the whiskey made Me Mad
and those times it made me Glad

me & whiskey
we always tend
ta' get friskey
shootin' pool
bein' a Fool
sittin' on some old bar stool
& whatever the whiskey might send
to help mend
old heartaches
old heart breaks

gotta' tell you
i'm glad it's at it's end
no more whiskey'll do
no more bein' a whiskey fool

but i'll always Remember
from January to December
the Bad Times we Had
those times i was Sad
those times i was Bad
those times i lost my rhythm & rhyme
those times the whiskey made me Mad

those times i went crazy
those times i got lazy
those time i got hazy & dazy
and the few times i was glad
for whiskey & i
'cause we just got bye

'cause whiskey & i
we always got by
'least we always gave it a try
don't ask me why?
'cause i'd just say
i'll quit another day

me & whiskey
we always got friskey
tell ya' friend
that's mighty riskey
i'm glad
it's come to an End

'cause without
the whiskey friskey
i can turn it all about
twist & shout

i ain't so Crazy
i ain't so Lazy
i ain't so Dazy
& lost
i ain't so Mad
i ain't so Sad
i ain't so Bad
but i paid the Cost
won what i Lost

and i'll tell you friend
i'm glad it's The End
to my friend
whiskey

'cause whiskey & i
we always got bye
whiskey & i
we didn't even have to try

me & whiskey
hope you can see
hope you can hear me
we's just waitin'
we's just skatin'
we's jsut sayin' good-bye
nice try