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Insomnia
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Saturday, March 30, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Can't sleep? Start counting sheep...

Insomnia paid me a visit last night just as I thought I was about to fall asleep. I kept begging him to please…just let me sleep. "Go ahead, who's stopping you?" he complained. "But how can I fall asleep when you are here?" I asked. "Start counting sheep," he said. So I started counting each sheep that jumped over the fence. But darn! There was one that wouldn't leap. I held it by its ear, and screamed at it… "Hey you there! Jump over that fence and get to the other side, will ya?" "Baaaaah! Why should I?" the sheep asked. "Because I need some sleep around here. Your refusal to jump is delaying my counting and I can't get to sleep when I can't keep counting," I answered. "Oh Baaah! Baaah! Baaah! Baaah! Bah!" it said. So I started counting the "Baaah, Baaah, Bah's," and finally went to sleep. Copyright © Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on April 7, 2019

I've always had insomnia. I never thought of him as a person. Now I will. I will have someone to yell at when sleep taunts me.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on April 7, 2019

thank you Sandie
enjoyed reading your wonderful work
Thanks for sharing
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on April 7, 2019

A cute and clever write, Sandie. Gave me a smile.

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on April 5, 2019

I LIKED THIS, SANDIE...HUMOROUS AND ENJOYABLE! THANKS FOR SHARING. AND BY THE WAY...I LOVE YOUR NEW BABY PICTURE. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on April 4, 2019

You made insomnia a 'male'... I like that. A cute insight Sandie.
Regards... rlc

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on April 1, 2019

nice poem, but counting sheep never did me any good
budd

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

Nice, reads like something for children. Love it!

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

I certainly enjoyed this poem, Sandie! I suffer from insomnia and will tell my doctor about this solution! Great poem, sweet friend!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Danny Underwood (Reader)

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

Cute poem that we all can relate to at one time or another. Well-done, Sandie!

Sorry, I need to catch up on your postings! Have been away from home for the past week.

Dan

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

Delightful although insomnia is not fun at all. May you find sleep easily tonight, Sandie. Love and best wishes,

Regis.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

I wasn't expecting that ending. Glad you outsmarted that sheep, and got some sleep.

Reviewed by jeanne watson

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

Clever and fun ... I enjoyed reading.

Jeanne

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on March 31, 2019

Counting sleep never did a thing for me . . . Laying my hand on a breast after "the act" is more my cup of tea . . . Just saying.

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