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CPO Limericks #1
by Mark C. Carroll → (All Poetry by Mark C. Carroll)
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There once was a chief named Pual
Whose head barely fit down the hall
if popped with a pin
you'd find nothing but skin
and two brown shoes sized extra small

There once was a chief named Pual
Whose head barely fit down the hall
if popped with a pin
you'd find nothing but skin
and two brown shoes sized extra small


A young senior chief named rich
had an eye for the feminine stich
After a late night of drag
even fake boobs will sag
and he smelled like 3-day-old fish


There once was a Chief named Kevin
who couldn't count past eleven
this young bubblehead
was happily lead
by anyone over age seven


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 Reviews of "CPO Limericks #1"
Reviewed on April 5, 2005
Mark,

A very exacting and humorous limerick - exceptionally done!!


Best regards,

Robert

Reviewed by Scooter Marett (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
I believe I have worked under
Paul. Thank God I never was worked by Rich.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 11, 2003
chuckle

Reviewed by Dennis Michels (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2002
That freakin' Rocks!

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on September 5, 2002
what fun!
josie

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 4, 2002
a limerical delight;-)

Reviewed by bobert
Reviewed on September 4, 2002
lalalalala bobert says no.


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