A strange, but passionate desire

I'm a big-nosed idiot,
My nose is large and thick.
When I'm in bed alone at night
My nose I love to pick.

It is so warm and squishy,
And moist and hairy too.
I only wish this New Year's Eve
That I could pick with you!

I've had my eye on your schnoz too;
Up it I want to stick,
A willing finger, oh my god,
That or-fice I will pick!

Please come to me and come right now,
I cannot wait no more.
You have to come right over here.
I'll take you on the floor.

I hope that I don't frighten you.
We'll get this over quick.
You have to know my dearest dear,
Your nose I want to pick!