True confessions!

I have to question my sanity
And some of the things that I do
For instance, I'm sitting here watching
A cartoon of "Winnie The Pooh"

And there on a pile of my unposted poems
Sits my old blue friend "Eeyore" the donkey
And if anyone knew of these strange things I do
They would think that my mind had gone 'wonky'

Oh yes, I'm a strange one, to that I admit
Without any ifs-ands-or buts
But if it were not for these strange things I do
I would simply go stark raving nuts!