Off To Our Summer HousePacked our bags and ready to goPerfectly packed and in the knowWe’re off to our summer home in OceanvilleOh can’t wait cause it’s just so tranquilOur car is filled with everythingEverything but the kitchen sinkFood, linens, umbrella, beach chairsBaseball caps, boots, and fishing gearMom won’t let me take my 2 duffle bagsCould it be cause of her excess baggage?So I end up bringing the same old ragsI wish I could bring all of my clothesWhy mom’s even packed the garden hoseSo many decisions for me to makeYet so few clothes that I can takeMake-up, toiletries, hair and tooth carePajamas, accessories and underwearSwimsuit, sun blocker and cover upsSweatshirts, sneakers, and floppy, flip-flopsMom says flip-flops were once called thongs and everyone had a pairMom says now the word thong has changed to mean stringy-panty underwearDon’t leave anything at homeI’ll make sure that I have my cell phone Think I’ll take my brand new toe shoesFor some fun and dance, I always could useFor some fun and dance, got nothing to loseby Gloria Buono (c) 2004