Workin' for the Jeb Man (poem) by E D Phillips on AuthorsDen

Workin' for the Jeb Man
by E D Phillips → (All Poetry by E D Phillips)
Friday, July 10, 2015 Rated "G" by the Author.

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It's all down hill from here. [image: newyorker.com]

Workin’ for the Jeb Man Jeb is gonna fix the e-cono-my Gonna make things better for you and for me How’s he gonna do it Is that what you say? Gonna cut them taxes In the US of A. Yes he is… Up on the top he gonna cut ‘em in half Down on the bottom Don’t make me laff And don’t be a jerk We don’t pay nuttin’ So we gotta work work work. Get another job man Yes indeed Minimum wage Work till you bleed. 70 hours a week It all adds up Blood starts a pumpin’ As I drain my cup. Rich boys gonna make the economy jump Everything gets a big ol’ Jeb Bush bump Four percent is on the way How's he gonna do it? The Jeb man way! Deficits…? If the budget falls short We gonna work some more Not 9 to 5 But 9 to 4 The next day. Man I’m getting’ tired So wattaya say Let’s take a little nap On the USA The harder I work the broker I get My back is achin’ How high’s the debt? Up a trillion? Holy shit! Who got the profits Who got the money Sumpin’ round here Shure is funny Jeb man Jeb man Where can he be? Buildin’ another library For the Bush family! Billionaires. Ya'll come back now Y'hear?
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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald

Reviewed on July 25, 2015

I personally would love to hear this song on tv. Two bushes are enough. Time to trim . lol

hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on July 13, 2015

Edward,

Put this poem to music. It would be a hit.

Love and blessings,
Linda

Reviewed by Patricia Hilliard

Very good! I'm sharing this with friends.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on July 12, 2015

We'll get screw no matter who will take over
I just want to see a candidate who will play his "Trump" card and not the Race card
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 11, 2015

This is where you are at your best. Poking holes in hypocrisy with witty phrases that anyone can relate to. Lark is right, this is sterling stuff.

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll

They all promise the sky and in the end that is what we get to look at.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Very entertaining! Get someone to put it to music!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lark Pogue

A+ Mr Phillips