I woke up this morning
with a monkey on my back,
I don't know where he came from
but he was on the attack!
He pulled my left ear
then my right,
I told him to stop it
so we started to fight!
It didn't last long
because he broke into song,
He told me he loved me
I was the apple of his eye,
He was just feeling hungry
could I bake him a pie?