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Depressed
by Jacqueline Hallenbeck → (All Poetry by Jacqueline Hallenbeck)
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My breasts are depressed!
I wonder what
on earth it will take
to cheer them up.

Any suggestions?
Got any ideas?
I sure could use
some volunteers.

(c) jh
 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Depressed"
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on December 2, 2011
HAHAHAHAHA! One volunteer (me, me, pick me!) is better than ten pressed men!

Blimey, this nearly blew my hard........................drive. ;)
Reviewed by munyasa khasiani
Reviewed on November 25, 2011
no shoving fellas, we are all adults heere MAMA MIA!
Reviewed by Dennis Domrzalski
Reviewed on March 31, 2010
My hands are here--and ready!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 14, 2010
Like I "said" before; I love your style, Jacqueline and I appreciate your sense of humor. Amor y paz,

Regis
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Previously titled "Starving Poet".
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