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Jacqueline Hallenbeck

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Unwell
by Jacqueline Hallenbeck → (All Poetry by Jacqueline Hallenbeck)
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I went to work and called in sick,
I had no food but ate all week;
I got bad news and started to laugh...
please call the doc on my behalf.

(c) jh


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 Reviews of "Unwell"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
They said that laugh prolongs life, you are stretching a few with this one!

Georg

PS. con un nombre como Hallenbeck abria pensado que tu eras Sueca, no del pais donde San Martin y Bolivar estuvieron zapateando (LOL)




Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 18, 2010
Your outlook on "things" is very unique, Jacqueline. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 18, 2010
Cute, nice positive sense of humor...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on January 18, 2010
Again, Jacqueline, that wry humour but Andy's advice is sound...give your readers time and chance to absorb...and there's no doubting your abilities, that's for sure.

John

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on January 18, 2010
HAHAHAHA, yup, sick indeed.
do give your poems time for others to read.
You have a fantastic talent.
Either post one a day, or do a group of these short and amazingly funny ones and let everyone have chance to enjoy them.

What you say is what we all do and are in denial. I'd love you to be at the local, you'd have us roaring with such dry wit.


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