"When you are courting a nice girl, an hour
seems like a second.  When you sit on a
red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity".  ---Albert Einstein
 
    
Though we seemed light-years apart,
I was helplessly smitten by your
molecular arrangement, and lost in
the infinity of your smile as, in accordance
with the universal gravitational constant,
I fell for you at the speed of light.
 
Your gamma ray emissions
caused expansion of my heart beyond
its elastic limit, until I became a living
illustration of the Big Bang Theory,
accelerating (figuratively) toward you at
the rate of thirty-two feet per second, squared.
 
Eventually,  in absolute defiance of                                                                  the Laws of Probability,
our two separate cosmic realities
converged, and we succumbed to
the principle of quantum entanglement
and all of its galactic implications,
 
proving once and for all, that although
the Heisenberg Principle clearly states that
we cannot know both the exact position and
velocity of any object at the same time,
one can still be touched, as you touched me,
irrevocably changing my atomic structure.