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· The Door: Selected Poems

· The Fuck Generation


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· My Interview with Laurel Johnson in 2003


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· A Double Murder in Los Angeles

· Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country

· O Woman, I am a Lily of the Valley...

· Reunion and Uncle Joe's Adventures in Korea

· Our Minds Were Drifting

· Ode to Mental Patients

· Pisces Girl

· Happy as a Goose

· I Don't Belong

· A Screaming Poem

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Ode to a Whore

by Alexander Shaumyan — Read all 180 poems by Alexander Shaumyan

"You pretend you're high
Pretend you're bored
Pretend you're anything
Just to be adored
And what you need
Is what you get"
--Garbage, Stupid Girl

Tuesday, March 17, 2026


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Ode to a Whore

She said she was a writer,
But she was just a whore,
And I was much too blinded
By her exterior.

And while I tried to love her,
I found many more,
Who came in droves knocking
Upon her bedroom door.

She merrily received them
And told them pretty lies,
While painting a picture
Of heaven in their eyes.

And when I came to know
The truth about her,
I came to the conclusion
That she was but a whore.

And while she may be popular
With some young guys next door—
One day she’ll be alone
And needed no more.

And I would hate to hear
About her sad demise—
But that’s the price she’s paying
For living in her lies.

And if I were to see her,
I’d wish her best of luck
And tell her that I’m sorry
That I was just a f***.


April 13, 2004 
--Alexander Shaumyan

 


The Door: Selected Poems



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Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on March 18, 2026
Chuckle. A good one, Alex. [If she were Hispanic, I'd have to say "Good Juan!", but I'll spare you that. No more green beer for you, me foine Boyo!]


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