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Football. LOL
by Dana Reed → (All Poetry by Dana Reed)
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Why men and women watch


When I say I love football,
Men laugh and claim,
You love the sight,
Of men in silk tights,
Squabbling over a ball,
As they struggle for fame.


My answer is,
You've got to be kidding,
You watch for the cheerleaders,
Whose private parts,
Are barely hidden,
You guys can lie and deny,
To the end of time,
But it's like you buy Playboy,
'Cause you're an avid reader.

Am I getting any better at this? LOL



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 Reviews of "Football. LOL"
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
Yes, indeed, you are getting better. This is funny. Cheers

Reviewed on October 21, 2007
Are you ready for some football?? You bet!! I am a football fan, and you've scored a touchdown with this one! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
Of course you are getting better Dana, BUT, don't quit your "Blog Job" just yet!!
Of course you know I'm Pokin at you.......

Walt

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
Hahahaha....cute one.


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