Class assignment with my class at Kozminski, and this is what I wrote in response.

If I were
by Mocha Sistah

If i were a bank account,
I'd be flithy rich.

If i were a shoe,
I'd be sliding through
streets like they were
paved with gold.

If i were a pair of
jeans, I'd be the most
comfortable pair of jeans
in the whole world.

If i were a pen, I'd
never stop writing.

If i were a pencil, my
lead would be used consistently
by first, fifth and seventh
graders.

If i were a computer, I'd
spit out viruses every time
they'd try to attack me.

If i were a car, I'd
be a Pink Lexus and the
best thing in sight.

-- Mocha Sistah
1/20/06
11:00 am