My PC Is A Dell (poem) by Frank Koerner on AuthorsDen

My PC Is A Dell
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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In the original “The farmer in the dell” nursery rhyme, we can observe as the farmer takes a wife, the wife takes a child, the child takes a nurse, the nurse takes a cow, the cow takes a dog, the dog takes a cat, the cat takes a rat, the rat takes the cheese, and the cheese stands alone at the end. This tale takes you down the Yellow Brick Road’s computer path. Just like in the original, we are left with a very similar, cheesy ending.
My PC is a Dell, My PC is a Dell, Hi-ho, the derry-o, My PC is a Dell. The PC needs some bits, The PC needs some bits, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The PC needs some bits. The bits need a bit of bytes, The bits need a bit of bytes, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The bits need a bit of bytes. The bytes then need an opsys, The bytes then need an opsys, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The bytes then need an opsys. The opsys needs an app, The obsys needs an app, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The obsys needs an app. The app needs a buyer, The app needs a buyer, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The app needs a buyer. The buyer needs some bread, The buyer needs some bread, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The buyer needs some bread. The bread’s source needs a fence, The bread’s source needs a fence, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The bread’s source needs a fence. The fence then takes its gates, The fence then takes its gates, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The fence then takes its gates. Bill Gates then takes the bread, Bill Gates then takes the bread, Hi-ho, the derry-o, Bill Gates has all our bread. Copyright © 2008 by Frank Koerner

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on April 22, 2008

Dell is the best farmer brown or not.
So there!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Not mine, I have three Gateway PC. but I still like Bill Gates and admire him for all his accomplishments....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Hi ho, hi ho, HP is better but for more dough...;) ed