Ha, ha! All that's missing is the SWAT team! Love this tongue-in-oh-so-cheeky humour, Pat.

Roger

Good humor and good riddance! Read "Mosquito Dawn" for a view from their perspective. Love to read about your charming characters. Your wit is superb. M.True

are mosquitos are disease ridden pests that cause fear and create mom's who are extremely spray happy. It's applied heavily after the layer of sprayed sunscreen, If you watch it's somewhat of an art form here. great poem. ;)

~Pat~
Capice!! Yep! not much left..
Cute write!

Lady Mary Ann

Cool write, Pat.
Zap's that.

Very clever indeed, Pat.

Always,

Deborah

Song of the South, Pat
cleverly sung..

Lady Vivian

Love the slang. Very creative and hilarious. You must be writing about Florida or the Georgia coast, because even though I lived overlooking a 3 acre pond/lake, I never experienced any mosquitoes on Bear Mountain. But then, you live far below, closer to the river.

In northern Wisconsin, where I spent many an evening, the zapper got quite busy and we either had to go inside or put on netting. But the ones just off the beach on the Texas Gulf Coast have hypodermic needles and need to be blasted by the laser gun of a monster from the Pacific Rim. ;-)

Ron

Hahahahahaha!!!! Just when I needed a good belly laugh!!! Thanks so much, Pat...(think I'll recite this to our little backyard savages too)...giggle.

Anna

We have a law in Oregon outlawing Mosquito's ... if they can't show a valid Oregon drivers license they are deported immediately. You are very funny Pat, cute write.
Cheers,
Dan

The "Godmother" has spoken!

Love ya!

Jane

How funny! And I am writing something where mosquitos are mentioned. Like minds.L

They are really hungry this year. I've had 4 bites and the season has just begun. I haven't used my zapper in years but may get it out of the moth balls.

Heh.Heh Kick 'um into the next state, the dead state.