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TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
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A humorous poem inspired by the movie "AIRPORT" and the commercials of SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.
Driving in rain, bad day at work; my back in pain- my juice lacked perk. I picked a bad day to give up coffee. The boss just died, my wife loudly cried, my best friend lied, my computer got fried. I picked a bad week to give up beer. The police just rang, my daughter is on drugs, her pet parakeet sang of boyfriend thugs. I picked a bad month to give up smoking. My lawyer got jailed, my accountant is missing, my sex-drive just failed, my wife stopped kissing. I picked a bad year to give up coke.

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Reviews of "TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT"

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

Reviewed on September 19, 2007

hahahahaha
and i thought i was going through some stuff (LOL)

wonderful share

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on September 17, 2007

Very creative way to sum daily living ....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on September 16, 2007

Get me outa' here. Take me to the airport - anywhere but here.

Gosh, I've had those kind of days, but you make them sound funny - stress reliever.

Kathy

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