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Other Thanksgiving Offerings
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Gobble Gobble its that too time of year again too
gobble gobble it means that  their coming after me
gobble gobble somewhere some place I must hide
 

I always end up on my back with stuffing inside I think
I'll start a petition next year to have chicken instead of
us every year,gobble gobble .
 

Whoever started this Thanksgiving tradition we turkeys
don't like you,gobble gobble,why not have beef theres
plenty of cows around ,turkeys are a dying breed indeed.
 

Next year for sure it will be a new tradition that will come
every year try a pig ham is always good and tasty try pig
but it is yes sad indeed whoever started this Thanksgiving
tradition you'll get no thanks from me .
 

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 Reviews of "Other Thanksgiving Offerings"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 22, 2012
Turkey is basically dinosaur, and it tastes like chicken. In spite of all the antibiotics, steroids, and genetically enhanced corn they are stuffed with, turkey meat is probably the most nutritious and healthful meat out there. That's why I'm eating four turkeys this year. I will save money, not get fat, and stay healthy for the rest of my life.

It doesn't get any better than that. I don't care if you are worried. I'll just cut your head off and eat you. Actually, just thaw you out and cook you. So you won't have to worry anymore. Yum Yum.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 21, 2012
Just imagine if the indians gave our ancestors a donkey for dinner; then we all would be getting a "piece" of ass for dinner on Thanksgiving...have a good one...e


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